A few months ago, I saw a post by
Adam, also known as
Avitable, or as I like to to call him
The Guy Who Gets Real Creative With His Balls Around the Holidays. Anyway, I saw this post about movies and I was inspired. Isn't that the way it always goes?
He saw a post somewhere else, then he did his own thing.
I saw his post somewhere else, now I'm doing my own thing.
Get it?
So without further ado, here are some reasons I love movies. (Clicking on the link will take you either to a video clip or the movie's IMDB info - if you'd like to be creative and guess which movie is which, leave me a comment below. And be sure to let me know if you do a similar post on your own site!)
Because you can die, too, for all I care.
Because it's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.
Because I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Because if you tell anyone about this, especially your brothers, I'll beat the shit out of you
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Because face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Because I'd like to get my hands on her "ample nacelles," if you pardon the engineering parlance...
Because I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
Because you're a virgin who can't drive.
Because I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and they couldn't touch me.
Because I am sick to death of this whole center of the universe, holier than thou, nothing is ever enough. Oh, how I've suffered, nobody understands me. Somebody fix me a drink and hand me a Nebutol, worn out Scarlett O'Hara... thang!
Because there's nothing wrong with my face! I got character!
Because this is a house of learned doctors.
Because I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!
Because this is one doodle that can be un-did, Homeskillet.
Because a mental mind-fuck can be nice.
Because it's called a lance, hello!
Because he's gonna be very popular.
Because God, I just wish I could get it back.
Because I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings.
Because that's my boat.
Because it's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.
Because why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here.
Because last week he wanted to marry her; now he wants to have her committed.
Because cragged salt like a sailor's stubble! Flip the switch and let the cauldron bubble!
Because I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
This post was a lot of fun (and months in the making) so expect some more down the road!